just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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