do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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