the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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