She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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