This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Are we still banned from the library?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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