their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She's the barista slut.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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