The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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