i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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