Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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