Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
