He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
no you cant smoke seaweed
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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