C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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