I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
