did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
