He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm at about main and main street
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
