i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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