he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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