It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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