absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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