were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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