She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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