I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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