I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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