so explain again why im purple
no
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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