bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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