so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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