She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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