OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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