dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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