That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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