that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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