before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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