Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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