am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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