id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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