Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Vodka?
Forever.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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