Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people. http://tfl.nu/5ctu
  Replies (15) Good night (1086) Bad night (2747) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (812): View more from Indiana

  Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (812): Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless http://tfl.nu/jzwl
  Replies (105) Good night (11583) Bad night (1210)
• Favorite

  (456): View more from

  im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (456): im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out http://tfl.nu/zwp7
  Replies (27) Good night (3965) Bad night (979) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?

  (518): View more from New York

  No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween? (518): No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate. http://tfl.nu/4msk
  Replies (21) Good night (5086) Bad night (707)
• Favorite

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (608): Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him. http://tfl.nu/b6v7
  Replies (49) Good night (8764) Bad night (861) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life. http://tfl.nu/0sjl
  Replies (21) Good night (5359) Bad night (1057) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy? http://tfl.nu/0629
  Replies (44) Good night (6093) Bad night (1382)
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba. http://tfl.nu/rgqz
  Replies (3) Good night (1420) Bad night (543) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver. http://tfl.nu/862b
  Replies (1) Good night (1453) Bad night (494) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again. http://tfl.nu/fk6d
  Replies (13) Good night (746) Bad night (1019) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (580): View more from Oklahoma

  true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (580): true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down http://tfl.nu/hwj1
  Replies (5) Good night (1560) Bad night (625) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (647): View more from Ontario

  We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (647): We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with. http://tfl.nu/g52q
  Replies (8) Good night (716) Bad night (1195) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (601): I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season http://tfl.nu/0ij4
  Replies (7) Good night (371) Bad night (1181) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  What drugs are we doing when you visit?

  (1-402): View more from Nebraska

  The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): What drugs are we doing when you visit? (1-402): The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles. http://tfl.nu/97ps
  Replies (2) Good night (921) Bad night (195) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well http://tfl.nu/kp3m
  Replies (4) Good night (152) Bad night (544)

Randomize