Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes