Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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