Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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