Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs sedatives and a leash
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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