my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
