Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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