How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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