I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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