im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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