her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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