cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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