Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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