Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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