So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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