Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
operation harelip BJ is a go
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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