with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
handjob tips. give me some.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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