i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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