So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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