It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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