ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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