4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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